IT’S FUCKING SNOWING
I got this email a while ago.
Hi. I am moanshine and if you do a search for “moanshine” in Google this comes up……
“… moanshine: wanna see a picture of my dick? cindigo: I’m not sure…I’ll
have to think about it. … moanshine: it makes me feel closer to you. …
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Do you think you could do me a favor and omit that particular phrase from your site, please. I have been known to be a jerk from time to time on this here web but people have been telling me about it. I’d really appreciate it and I have learned once again never to ask a girl if she wants to see my dick. ; )
Thanks,
~m
This email has inspired me to make my very first LJ poll.
Maybe if Moanshine sent me five bucks, I would change his name. I would completely delete the post for twenty. Oh forget it, don’t even vote….it’s not coming down. That’s the beauty of “this here web”, people have the freedom to ask to show you their genitals, and people have the freedom to comment on people who ask.
I’m sitting in Starbucks in the puffy brown chair listening to horrid music, with many horn type instruments. Do the barrista’s not hear this? I would point it out, but I know they would just try to be funny and turn it up.
I went over to my friend Ania’s house to get a professional….yes, she done did graduate from massage school…….massage. I was on the table and lifted my head out of the face cradle and turned it to the side for a minute to talk to her. When I turned back and put my head down, I came face to face with the two yellow tiger eyes of Ania’s cat. The cat looked at me. I looked at him. Then, very purposefully, said cat, balled up his paw into a tiny cat fist and punched me directly in the eye. I was shocked and jerked my head and torso off the table giving Ania’s temporary roommate who had come in to change clothes for two seconds a free show.
I hope he appreciated it…I usually charge for that sort of thing.
Which reminds me of a conversation that I had with GUS earlier today. Here’s a picture of gus from ten years ago, when we were young and full of youthful vitality.
on second thought, I don’t really feel like re creating the whole conversation. The jist was, he was telling me about some famous guy was arrested for paying a thirteen year old boy to have sex with him and taping it. My first response was, “I wonder how much he paid the kid?”. This was followed by Gus laughing hysterically and telling me I was terribly twisted.
Which leads me to my second official LJ poll….
One last thing…….
Does everyone know that “food processor” is not the European word for “blender”. That blenders and a food processors are two completely different items.
Amazing,
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