It’s the little things……
In Las Vegas, you can buy a gallon of filtered water for a quarter, five gallons for a dollar. You get it from these minature, white, wooden windmills located on various corners throughout the city. This afternoon, I was filling up a gallon jug while watching the people standing at the bus stop. This guy, who looked like Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith was sitting in the drivers seat of his nineteen eighty something tan on brown on brown van. He was forty feet from the bus stop. He opened his door with a loud metal scraping creek and yelled, “GOD DAMNED FUCKING ASSHOLE”. As he was pulling the door back to shut it, he caught my eye for a micro second before it slammed. Silence for two seconds as water continued to pour into my gallon plastic container. The brown van door creaked open again. He stuck his had out, turned it in my direction and yelled, “NOT YOU”, and then quickly slamed his door shut.
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