It’s hot here. If I recall correctly last year when I started complaining I used the phrase “Africa kind of hot”. Possibly even beyond “Africa kind of hot”. I never thought I could live anywhere on the planet that would be too hot for me but, this may be it. It’s a little before five, [...]

I just want to make sure that absolutely no one out there would like to take possesion of a decrepide, arthritic dog with a bulbous tumor eye and bad breath.
Anyone…..Anyone????

Jason the cat just brought a lizard in through the cat door and dropped it. I was still wondering what Jason had in his mouth when he let go. The lizard ran fuIl speed at me. I screamed and did an amazing super hero jump onto the arm of the couch. It’s tail had come [...]

I have been eating pizza and ice cream for the last two days. This morning I woke up wanting to commit unjustified acts of violence.
If you noticed I haven’t been hanging around the internet, it’s because I’ve been out in the real world.
Our “summer roommate” has moved in. I don’t know if [...]