This was me a few days ago.

What I really want to write about is how I feel like I’m breathing air that is thick and unswallowable. I feel puffy, irritated and want to take it out on someone that is not me. I want to blame and kick. I want to eat giant bowls of ice cream until I throw up. I want to shoot heroin and smoke crack. I want to throw a chair through a plate glass window of a high rise building. I want to trash a hotel room after watching pay per view porn and ordering room service for weeks. I’m imagining being in a bell tower looking through a scope on a high powered rifle. I would take candy from a baby, and laugh. I just feel bad.

Today…..much better, thanks.

The only thing I did on the list is eat ice cream. But I didn’t throw up.

Watch out, I’m edgy man.