I just spent twenty minutes faking the billing information on a cable bill from San Diego in Photoshop, and doctoring up a phony rental agreement. I need to “move” at least twenty miles away from my gym to get out of the membership.
I wanted to get out of it to join a better gym.

The Great Pumpkin Originally uploaded by cindigodotcom.
I’m in San Diego. Are you missing me?
While I’ve been away, I’ve grown a large orange tumor on my head. The doctor says it should be removed but, it doesn’t bother me that much.

new kittens Originally uploaded by cindigodotcom.
We thought that after the rains and the flooding last night that there was no way there were any more kittens.
This morning mommy cat wasn’t in her box so I thought I would walk down the street to the drain that we thought her babies were in. I heard them [...]

kat_n_kit_2 Originally uploaded by cindigodotcom.
It started to rain today. It’s been threatening for the last few. We’ve been concerned for this stray and her babies living in the storm drain, but there was no way to find out where she had hidden her kittens. We’ve been feeding her for weeks. A few days ago, I [...]

I’m in the middle of a RV re-upholstery whirlwind. The living room coffee table has been rolled off to the side, out of the way of my Edward Scissor Hand like fabric cutting. There are tan nests and piles of fake suede fabric covering everything. The cloying purple, fuzzy old crap has been banished to [...]

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want (preferably clean, but if you can’t handle it, maybe use some code words or something).
Then post this to your journal (or don’t) and see what people remember of you.
I’ll start it all off:
The memory I have about me, is that this [...]

I have food, pollen and mold allergies. My doctor told me to try and not eat the same foods two days in a row. This is very difficult, since many of my foods are limited. I have been on a mango, cherry, cranberry juice sorbet kick. Despite my better judgement and doctor’s warnings, I have [...]

cindigo cat Originally uploaded by cindigodotcom.
The only way my husband can get me to watch football with him is to get me drunk.
After a $60 bar tab ($50 of it mine) and a Broncos win. I am drunk.
Andy left for his hockey game a half an hour ago. I am drunk and alone in [...]

black_widow Originally uploaded by cindigodotcom.
This is one of the pair of black widow spiders that are living partially under the wall on either side of our front door.
One of them has lived there since last year. We just looked at him every once in a while and let him be. The addition of his friend/offspring [...]

inside_rv1 Originally uploaded by cindigodotcom.
Since I’ve been so lax on updating and returning phone calls, here are some pictures of the new “Eurovan” and it’s owners.