I’m in the middle of a RV re-upholstery whirlwind. The living room coffee table has been rolled off to the side, out of the way of my Edward Scissor Hand like fabric cutting. There are tan nests and piles of fake suede fabric covering everything. The cloying purple, fuzzy old crap has been banished to the front door corner. Two more long valences and I will be done. Unfortunately, the long valences are the most difficult and I have left them for last.

I’m not avoiding this by sitting here watching VH1′s One Hundred One Hit Wonders if that’s what you’re thinking.

Oh ye without sin…….