Novabella and I just went to the mall to wander around, drink some tea and eat some sushi. Before we went in, we stopped at The Love Botique, to look at underwear. They have porn there too, but really, we just wanted some new panties. No really…..just the panties. Anyway, as I walked over a display of stuff that I liked, I saw a creepy looking guy standing in front of it, and as I walked closer, I noticed that his pants were unziped and he was ummm…..how shall I say….playing with himself while looking at the panty rack.

I quickly turned around and walked to the counter and told the sales girl. She said, “Uhhhhhh….I better get the guys for this one”. By the time she had “gotten the guys”, he was gone. I don’t think he “touched” anything, but we didn’t buy anything off of that rack just to be safe.