We’re back from Laughlin. I know, you didn’t even realize that we we’re gone. We’ve taken over Troy and Heather’s living room. It’s turned into a huge nest of blankets, pillows, clothes, open boxes from ebay and a huge sexy backpack (Don’t worry, we’ll clean it all up before you guys get home). There is a football game on the huge tv and another football game streaming on the laptop. It’s like a dream come true I tell you. <—no sarcasm font available.

This morning I felt like I had something in my eye. I called Andy away from the Bears and asked him to look and try to see if there was anything. He said, “ooooohhh you have a big sty on the corner of your eye”. I let go of my lids made some disparaging joke about falling apart and went upstairs to look for myself. I went to the bathroom mirror, pulled down my bottom lid, smiled and went back downstairs. “Andy”, I said while containing giggles, “It’s really weird, but I have another sty in the exact same place in my other eye too”. I sat in front of him, put my face in his and pulled both of my bottom lids down. He looked perplexed. I said, “they kind of look like tear ducts don’t they?” He was appropriately embarrassed, and tried to save face by saying that I have unusually large tear ducts. The only tear ducts I’ve seen are mine and Andy’s so I can’t really say if mine are abnormally large or not. The sample size just isn’t big enough.

This incident makes up for me loosing at Scrabble yesterday by something like 40 points while all the while believing that I had the game wrapped up. I put down the last tile ready to celebrate and high five my creative and high scoring word usage. Andy stated the scores and I thought he was messing with me. I was like “ha ha, very funny”. He looked at me confused and then with the tone of voice you take when a child does something unbearbly cute and rediculous said, “You really thought you won didn’t you?”

Cursis.