Yesterday Vlad and I went to the pool for a few hours. We were coming back up to the apartment in the elevator. We shared it with a mom, dad and two little kids. One boy and one girl. The girl was about four. After a few seconds of riding in relative silence, she walked two feet or so away from her dad towards Vlad, put her hands on her hips, looked up at him and said, “Your high”.

At that moment we had reached the floor that they were getting off on. As they were leaving, the dad said, “For the record, she means that you’re tall”.

Cracked me up for hours.