I have taken to calling Andy (he suggested it) “Your tallness”. As in, “would you like something to drink your tallness?”

While we were driving this morning, his tallness pressed the eject button on the cd player in the Cadillac. There was nothing in it. He said, “look, this car even has a sobriety tester”. The LED read “not loaded”.

*insert rim shot here*

I feel a little weird now that we’re logged in the Matrix. Not only logged, but logged as Republican. We got and sent the proper documents from the post office this morning. I usually try to stay as far away from the Matrix as possible. It has not been good to me in the past.

Speaking of the Matrix, my mom is flying in to Vegas tomorrow. I must be ready with the bingo schedules.