I really dislike any artificial sweeteners and don’t understand how they are at all popular. They give me crushing headaches and I don’t think they resemble sugar in the slightest.

I am a pack rat that doesn’t own alot of stuff. I enjoy picking through the trash. It’s a trait that I inherited from my mother and she inherited from her’s. I don’t act on my impulses often. My favorite thing to find is chairs. Some of my fondest memories of my grandmother is being put in a dumpster in the back of the Piggley-Wiggley so I could hand her cabbages, boxes of crackers and other items that had been tossed. We officially picked this stuff for the birds that lived in the aviary in their expansive backyard, but we all knew that much of the stuff ended up on the dinner table.

Although I had a tough time going against my vegetarianism to buy myself a pair of Ugg boots, after three months of ownership, they are by far my favorite most comfortable shoes that I have ever owned. I thank that sheep every time I put them on.

I do not like using air hand driers in public restrooms. If there is no other option I usually just wipe my wet hands on my shirt. It’s the hobo way.

America’s Funniest Videos make me laugh until I can’t breath. It’s an embarrassing secret, so don’t let that one get around too much.

I like to give people makeovers in my head and have actually come close to giving complete strangers advice on their clothes or hair. Especially guys at the gym obviously working out to try and look good for the ladies but completely negating all that hard work with a hideous haircut.

I have never shot a gun but would like to.

We are thinking about building a small cabin in the mountains of Colorado depending on what happens this baseball season. We are also considering spending a chunk of the winter being snowboarding bums.