Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I was just going to post this on facebook but I couldn’t figure out how and I didn’t want to fight with something that I shouldn’t have devoted any time to at 3 in the morning in the first place. I can’t sleep and am going to be seriously tired tomorrow.

Instead of meditation or some other relaxing thing that might help me get to sleep, I present to you, The Andrew Blair meme:

1. What does Andrew Blair look for in a partner?

quirky sense of humor and small boobs. Hey….that’s me! (Thoughts at the edit: Was that in poor taste to comment on my chest? Should I take it down? Was it funny enough to leave up? Not really but I already wrote it and I can’t think of anything better that isn’t boring and sappy. What the hell, leave it up.)

2. What would be a good way to make Andrew Blair’s day?

The clean version is movies and pizza on the couch.

3. Should Andrew Blair shave their head?

I think he could pull it off.

4. What would Andrew Blair name his children?

I seriously have no idea. Maybe he could chime in. I know this week I was thinking that Sunday would be a cool name for a girl….or a kitten. It was inspired by a really cool vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer series.

5. Would you swap lives with Andrew Blair for a week?

It’s hard to say, we have pretty similar lives being together 24/7 and all. But I don’t think I could handle the pressure of gambling. And the math, oh the math. My head hurts just thinking about it.

6. What object would Andrew Blair get stopped for in an airport?

Hair product. I think we’ve lost three to TSA so far. But it’s always adorable when the lady pulls him over to the side and takes out the offending bottle. (that’s not sarcasm, I really think it’s cute)

7. Would you sacrifice your life to save Andrew Blair?

In a heartbeat.

8. When was the last time you viewed Andrew Blair’s profile on Facebook?

Three minutes ago.

9. What was your first impression of Andrew Blair?

I don’t remember that far back, but on our re-meeting my first impression was that he was kind, funny and adorable and something that I must hold onto forever and ever.

10. What is Andrew Blair’s best physical feature?

He’s got great eyes and really strong arms.

11. What does Andrew Blair look good in?

He has many t-shirts that I love. He looks great in a suit, but the last occasion we felt was momentous enough to dress up that much for was our wedding five years ago. We’re kind of hobos like that.

12. If Andrew Blair was a space pilot, would you trust him to take you to the moon?

He would love to be a space pilot and I would trust him implicitly.

13. If Andrew Blair was really rich, would you ask him for stuff?

Yes. Specifically an unlimited supply of kittens and a spot on the Rocky Mountain Roller girls league….oh….wait….

14. What is the theme song of Andrew Blair’s life?

you got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em
know when to walk away and know when to run
you never count your money while your sittin’ at the table
Ther’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done
-The Gambler, Kenny Rogers

15. Have you ever had a heart-to-heart conversation with Andrew Blair?

Yes. They are usually about how I want more heart-to-heart conversation.

16. What do you think Andrew Blair writes about in his diary?

If Andrew Blair had a diary, he would be a girl. But, lets pretend.

He would write about sports betting and bankroll management. It would be interspersed with thoughts on hockey (playing not watching) and his undying love and devotion to his really awesome wife.

17. How did you meet Andrew Blair?

He lived down the street. We went to kindergarten together. Then, he found me again on the internets. It was all very romantic.

18. Would Andrew Blair beat you at a random computer game?

Random, yes probably. But, I think I would have a fighting chance. I would definitely kick ass in Centipede and I am the current record holder on phone Tetris. I think I would fail in Wii boxing, tennis and come to about even in Galaga.

Jesus, how old am I? Centipede? Galaga?

Oh, and if you count pinball (not really a computer game, but I’ll throw it in) I would lose by a billion. That guy is a pinball wizard for real.

19. Can Andrew Blair live without a phone?

Live without mistress Droid. Bite your tongue.

20. What do you think Andrew Blair has under their bed right now?

I know what Andrew Blair has under his bed right now…me. He’s sleeping ten feet in the air on the loft bed, and I’m laying here at 3:24 am typing this.